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Damn I am drunk
From: Sir Alec Guinness <aguinnes@kenobi.demon.co.uk>
Newsgroups: rec.arts.sf.starwars.misc
Subject: Damn I am drunk
Date: Fri, 24 Sep 1999 02:15:55 -0500
Message-ID: <HSHrN+NooIXA8vaYBK9gvGiJNJwJ@4ax.com>
on my third bottle of rum today and still i can't block out thoughts of you fucking Star Wars pricks. you come up to me at the bar and say can i have your autograph and then i say come on and suck my old putrid dick then you can have your autograph then i WHIP IT OUT fuck them. i coudl sure use some potatoes right now carrie fisher was a horny little cunt only 19 but fresh and sweet enough to make you forget she hadn't a face any prettier than a young boy's. i hate star wars but if she wasn't old and used up looking i could sure go for some of that right now. like mark hamill before he got into that accident so did some of the creww as it turns out. drugs wisll do that to you which is why i only drink rum, gin, or scotch oh fuck i have started vomiting blood again george lucas you shite basstard i hold you repsonssible1­1­1­1­1­1­1­1­1­1­1 F­U­U­U­U­U­U­U­U­U­U­U­U­U­C­K­K­K­K­K­K­K­K­K­K­K­K­K­K­K­K­K­K­K­K­K­K­K­K­K­K­K­K­K­K­K­K­K­K­K­K­K­K­K­K­K­K­K­K­K­K­K­K­K­K­K­K­K­K­K­K­K­K­K­K­K­K­K­K­K­K­K­K­K­K­K­K­K­K­K­K­K­K­K­K­K­K­K­K­K­K­K­K­K­K­K­K­K­K­K­K­K­K­K­K­K­K­K­K­K­K