The George Lucas Usenet Archive
Re: I'm in a Christmas mood
From: firstname.lastname@example.org (George Lucas)
Subject: Re: I'm in a Christmas mood
Date: Tue, 14 Dec 1999 15:40:43 -0600
Organization: Lucasfilm, Ltd.
References: <email@example.com> <firstname.lastname@example.org>
Summary: I will beg and plead to make you like me
Keywords: pc quota minority pander
Mark A. Brown wrote in <email@example.com>:
George Lucas wrote in message ...
Mark A. Brown, you are the winner of the one question I have decided to answer on rec.arts.starwars.misc as a show of support for this newsgroup. I hope this one answer has filled your day with joy and led to great changes in your life.
The concept of a "Sith Witch" was indeed first dreamed up by my former woman friend, Janine, as a role that she herself would play in Star Wars: Episode 1. She even gained forty pounds to play the part as she envisioned it. However, I have not been allowed to speak or write to Janine for several weeks, and I have abandoned the concept of a "Sith Witch".
That said, my determination to pander to every minority audience in existence is serious and real. Star Wars: Episode 2 will feature a cast screened by the Modern Language Association, Jesse Jackson, Andrea Dworkin, and specially chosen representatives of the "large", gay, dyslexic, other-abled, and Scientologist communities. Maya Angelou will rewrite every scene. Finally, the resulting movie will be specially test-screened before audiences who laughed during the movie "Dogma".
Maybe there won't be a Sith Witch, Mark A. Brown, but there will be so many other token female and minority characters that I'll bet you don't even notice! Wow! Even I can't wait!
May the Force be with you,