The George Lucas Usenet Archive
I am NOT George Lucas
From: email@example.com (George Lucas)
Subject: I am NOT George Lucas
Date: Sat, 29 Jan 2000 23:08:19 -0600
Organization: Lucasfilm, Ltd.
My name is Jett and I am George Lucas' son. Do not tell me my name is gay. I already know that, right? Just leave me the fuck alone.
I'm using my dad's computer because he's up at the Skywalker ranch working on Star Wars, "Episode 2: Love, Exciting and New". This is like my only chance to get on the "Internet" because that freak spends about 10 hours a day on it. So check it out, I made myself root and there is like a ton of nudie photos on his hard drive. Sick, man, I can't imagine my dad getting a boner to nasty porn shit! I swear I thought he was a homo, anyway.
I just wanted to let you all know out here in "Internet-land", I'm as disappointed in Episode 1 as you all seem to be. Sure, Maul was kewl, and the fight scenes and all were fucking kick ass, but what was that shit with Jar Jar? Hello, George! Fuck that shit, you lame, white-ass motherfucker. And fart jokes? I'd rather watch Don Rickles suck cock for two hours than sit through one more minute of that fucking Muppet.
You know what he told me? "Well, Jett, I'm trying to create an archetypal being of wonder, who in myth and legend is often a--" yadda yadda yadda, good god he will chew your ear off on that myth stuff. The only way to get him to go away is to pop on my walkman headphones and crank up Rage Against the Machine or something. And then my dad sort of screws up his face and gives me this tired look of disappointment and sighs or something. And then he sobs into the phone to his ex-girlfriend for two hours. I'm like, get real, let's have some more jedis kicking the shit that needs kicking. Spare me your archetypal whoop de do.